Samuel Says...

Here are some funny statements from Samuel this week...

Me: I'm going to go vote.
Samuel: What's vote mom?
Me: It's like when you get to go pick who the leaders should be.
Samuel: I think you should be the leader mom. You should vote for yourself.

Later that night...
Me: I'm going to go downstairs and see who won the vote.
Samuel: Did you win mom?

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I was packing tonight for the women's retreat I'm going on this weekend. Samuel wanted to stay up and help me pack. I was trying on outfits.
Me: What do you think of this one?
Samuel: It looks dumb.
Me: I think it looks cute.
Samuel: Go ahead and wear it. Then the women on the retreat can say you look dumb too.

Later...
Samuel: That looks dumb mom.
Me: Okay, Samuel, that's enough saying the word dumb.
Samuel: I'm just saying dumb to make you laugh so you'll play with me.

Later...
Me: Where are my skinny jeans?
Samuel: Are they skinny jeans because you're skinny, mom?
Me: No, that's just what they're called. I'm actually a little fat.
Samuel: Then why don't you wear your fat pants?