I'm going to try to add a few standard issue posts on here to build some consistency (have you noticed that I am totally AWOL these days?!). Here is something they call Fly-On-The-Wall Friday in the mommy blogging world.
Samuel, after peeing all over the back of the toilet: "Hey, we just cleaned that toilet!"
Samuel, after taking one bite of plain yogurt: "Mommy, it's not really tasty."
At dinner -
Ed: Samuel, do you want peas or green beans?
Samuel: Um, chocolate and ice cream.
After cutting Samuel's hair -
Me: Oh, Samuel, I missed a spot. Do you want me to buzz it or cut it with the scissors?
Samuel: Um, you just leave it like that.